Saturday, December 10, 2016

2016

This year has  been crazy busy. So many things have happened... so good... others not so good. I moved to Metamora and my sister's changed school districts. I got my first car... then had to get many different things fixed on my car. I visited a college and started looking for the college that is the right fit for me. I have applied to a couple different colleges and got accepted into three at least. I made it through junior year and picked up another job. There were something's this year that could have gone better, dont get me wrong. I just want to capitalize on the good stuff and try to not dwell to much on the bad stuff. Every year I get some giant fantasy about what is going to happen the next year and how it is going to be the greatest year  life. I get that sounds like something a little kids would say which is probably true but it always sounded great to me. Every year though, it doesn't come true so I have decided for 2017 I am not going to do that. I am just gonna go with the flow and let life do it's thing.

Snow...

Snow is a great thing! I love snow and think it is great. Other people do not enjoy it as much though.  It is this amazing white stuff that falls from the sky. It is just like rain but frozen. Midwestern winters are cold and usually filled with snow. I am okay with the cold if there is snow involved. The cold is what gets a lot of people. Once I get cold it take till I fall asleep to probably get warm again. Watching the snow fall though can be nice and relaxing, not to mention how much fun it is to go mess around in it.

Friday, December 2, 2016

.5 To GO!

In the last 2.5ish years a lot has happened to say the least. i have become an "adult," have a car and pay some bills. I have two jobs and one of my parents have moved. Some of my closest friends have graduated and some friendships have died while others have thrived. I have started doing more extra curricular things and another sport. I have my own cell phone now and do not have a curfew. I have been through a lot of ups and downs in the past two and a half years but would not change hardly any part of it.
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Death Day

Wow! People..... Some are cute, some are fluffy, some are mean, some make me want to end this world. Especially on today; DEATH DAY. It seems to come in waves, these thoughts. But they are always the strongest in November, not always the same time in November but mostly in November. HUMANS COME AND SLAUGHTER ME AND MY FRIENDS! Last year they took my kid, his name was Yambags. Yambags was the only thing that brought joy to my life. his name got drawn last year to get sacrificed to the humans. They drew 20 names from each farm. He almost made it... this was his last year being in the reaping. I went and saw my son before this man named Fahs came and bought him. i watched as i cried my eyes out. one day i will find this fahs and get my revenge.
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FUN Song

Well... the probably most embarrassing song on my play list is the FUN Sing by Spongebob Squarepants. Mind you that I am an adult and not some five year old child. In all honestness I could careless about what people think about my play list. I break out singing this song on the daily anyway so it only makes sense for it to be on my playlist. I still watch Spongebob to this day. In fact i watched it last night so... no shame. the FUN Song is a little kids song but I do not care. I enjoy it so it will remain on my playlist.

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Chicken Crossing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well have I got a story for you. Back not so long ago there was this chicken farm. The farm had at least 786 chickens wondering around. obviously the farm was too crowded so some of the chicken decided to leave cause they could not handle the crowded spaces. They need them wide open spaces. Chicken farm was right surrounded by roads so in order to leave the chickens had to... cross the road. the chickens that left were lead by the all might Fahs Chicken. Fahs Chicken then lead the chickens into the woods and they were never seen again...

Friday, November 11, 2016

Horror Movie Match UP!

Obviously one of the best horror movie bad guys is Jigsaw. I mean he is just that good to have seven movies out and the eighth one coming in 2017.  Obviously people like him and enjoy his presence in the world. Jigsaw would be matched up against the demon Bhughul. He is from the Sinister movies and gets little kids to do his dirty work for me him. Obviously both of these people are really good at deceiving people and killing them. Both of them would probably end up dead, although I am not too sure if you can kill a demon so... maybe just Jigsaw would die.

Friday, October 28, 2016

Top Five Marvel/DC Super Villains

DC
1.) Joker (Heath Ledger)- He is the Joker and is great in the Dark Knight movies. He is a villian agaist Batman so that doesnt hurt his case either.
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2.) Deathstoke- He is one of the strongest beings on Earth. He may also be strong enough to defeat superman.
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3.) Solomon Grundy- he was killed and the disposed of in a swamp. then nature mutated him into a complete and total beast.
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4.) Black Hand- He is a zombie with magical black powers. What is there not to like.

5.) Cheetah (Minerva)- She turned herself into a cheetah and then God cursed her for not being pure. she can only eat man meat now and for the rest of her life.
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Saturday, October 15, 2016

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn..."

The mom and dad are expecting twins (one boy and one girl). So they bought some shoes cause they were going to be born in the winter time. One day in the middle of a blizzard the mother started going into labor. After the husband unbarried the car he and his wife rushed to the hospital. Upon arriving the mother had both of her kids. Both were healthy and perfect little angles. There was just one smallish problem. The parents had bought shows for one girl and one boy. Well the doctor was wrong and the mother had two boys. So they are currently trying to sell the girl's shoes on eBay.

Friday, October 14, 2016

Short Horror Story...

“I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I thought it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again.”
Okay so obviously it is Bloody Mary coming for me.  It was silly of my to think that it was my window when I sleep in a basement and there is nothing by my windows.   Obviously I need to get my Bloody Mary fighting gear on so I can win this fight. then BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!! she busted through my mirror came at me like a reckless savage. I grabbed my lightsaber and tried to get her to leave but she told me she would not until she got my soul. I had to let here know right then and there that i do not have a soul so she should probably go find someone else's soul to take. 

Thursday, October 6, 2016

Book of Knowledge

I don't think I would try to get answers, I'm pretty sure I would rather stay blissfully ignorant. there is not anything I would really want to find out. I am quite fine with talking life day by day so there is nothing I really need to know. I would probably burn this book or at least try. how do i know this book is all facts and not just lies? I think Jacob planted this book for all i know with all of these lies and is trying to rewrite history like Big Brother. Rylan maybe in on it too.

Friday, September 30, 2016

Future

The future will be all chrome and have these great hammer things with the lasers.
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Time travel will be available.
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Everything would be touch screen an digital. There would be this robots that would come around and clean up all the garbage.
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Hover crafts would be an everyday thing that is used. All food would be in the form of shakes.
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Robots would do everything because why not. Technology would basically take over the world. People would get lazy and not want to do anything ever. Everything would be technological and very shiny. the future will also have amazing new food for me to eat.

Friday, September 23, 2016

If Time Disappeared

People would be late more often than not. they would not be able to know when they need to go to bed or when to wake up. No one would have a birthday, any anniversaries, or holidays. No one could make plans in advance. Everything would have to be spur of the moment things. People would have less motivation to do things because they would not be working towards things. The sleeping schedule would be messed up. How would people keep track of how long they worked?! Hourly wages could not be a thing. Life would suck if there was no such thing as time.

Friday, September 16, 2016

Expert...

I am the next expert fly killer. Are you next expert fly killer? Can you kill flies with just a dust pan? Doubt it! this takes extreme speed and very fast reflexes. One quick flick of the wrist and Wham!!! the fly is dead. Take it from an expert you either got it or you do not. This takes intense patience and being very very quite so you do not scare the little animal away. It is very loud when you bring down the dust pan and be prepared for flying debris. it is a dangerous job but someone has to do it.

Friday, September 9, 2016

Arguing With Myself

I guess I give myself the most trouble about volleyball. The thoughts that usually run through my head are something about how i need to pass the ball better or my serves need to actually stay in the court and not go in the net or off the back wall. i usually retort something along the lines of how i have improved a lot this year and I need to be proud of myself. this would continue on for a while until one of my two personalities stopped caring. either way I win so i really dont care which side wins.

Friday, August 26, 2016

First Week of School

School going pretty well so far but I have been incredibly busy. I definitely could have used another week or two on vacation for sleep. I am kinda glad to be back though cause then I get to see some of my homies that I have not seen since last school year. My most challenging class is probably Psychology and Sociology. I am looking forward to starting kindergarten buddies in September. my main goal for this school yer is to get more sleep which I have not been doing to well on... but oh well who needs sleep on the first week of school.