Top Five Marvel/DC Super Villains

DC
1.) Joker (Heath Ledger)- He is the Joker and is great in the Dark Knight movies. He is a villian agaist Batman so that doesnt hurt his case either.



2.) Deathstoke- He is one of the strongest beings on Earth. He may also be strong enough to defeat superman.




3.) Solomon Grundy- he was killed and the disposed of in a swamp. then nature mutated him into a complete and total beast.


4.) Black Hand- He is a zombie with magical black powers. What is there not to like.

5.) Cheetah (Minerva)- She turned herself into a cheetah and then God cursed her for not being pure. she can only eat man meat now and for the rest of her life.

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn..."

The mom and dad are expecting twins (one boy and one girl). So they bought some shoes cause they were going to be born in the winter time. One day in the middle of a blizzard the mother started going into labor. After the husband unbarried the car he and his wife rushed to the hospital. Upon arriving the mother had both of her kids. Both were healthy and perfect little angles. There was just one smallish problem. The parents had bought shows for one girl and one boy. Well the doctor was wrong and the mother had two boys. So they are currently trying to sell the girl's shoes on eBay.

Short Horror Story...

“I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I thought it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again.”

Okay so obviously it is Bloody Mary coming for me.  It was silly of my to think that it was my window when I sleep in a basement and there is nothing by my windows.   Obviously I need to get my Bloody Mary fighting gear on so I can win this fight. then BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!! she busted through my mirror came at me like a reckless savage. I grabbed my lightsaber and tried to get her to leave but she told me she would not until she got my soul. I had to let here know right then and there that i do not have a soul so she should probably go find someone else's soul to take. 

Book of Knowledge

I don't think I would try to get answers, I'm pretty sure I would rather stay blissfully ignorant. there is not anything I would really want to find out. I am quite fine with talking life day by day so there is nothing I really need to know. I would probably burn this book or at least try. how do i know this book is all facts and not just lies? I think Jacob planted this book for all i know with all of these lies and is trying to rewrite history like Big Brother. Rylan maybe in on it too.