Friday, September 30, 2016

Future

The future will be all chrome and have these great hammer things with the lasers.
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Time travel will be available.
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Everything would be touch screen an digital. There would be this robots that would come around and clean up all the garbage.
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Hover crafts would be an everyday thing that is used. All food would be in the form of shakes.
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Robots would do everything because why not. Technology would basically take over the world. People would get lazy and not want to do anything ever. Everything would be technological and very shiny. the future will also have amazing new food for me to eat.

Friday, September 23, 2016

If Time Disappeared

People would be late more often than not. they would not be able to know when they need to go to bed or when to wake up. No one would have a birthday, any anniversaries, or holidays. No one could make plans in advance. Everything would have to be spur of the moment things. People would have less motivation to do things because they would not be working towards things. The sleeping schedule would be messed up. How would people keep track of how long they worked?! Hourly wages could not be a thing. Life would suck if there was no such thing as time.

Friday, September 16, 2016

Expert...

I am the next expert fly killer. Are you next expert fly killer? Can you kill flies with just a dust pan? Doubt it! this takes extreme speed and very fast reflexes. One quick flick of the wrist and Wham!!! the fly is dead. Take it from an expert you either got it or you do not. This takes intense patience and being very very quite so you do not scare the little animal away. It is very loud when you bring down the dust pan and be prepared for flying debris. it is a dangerous job but someone has to do it.

Friday, September 9, 2016

Arguing With Myself

I guess I give myself the most trouble about volleyball. The thoughts that usually run through my head are something about how i need to pass the ball better or my serves need to actually stay in the court and not go in the net or off the back wall. i usually retort something along the lines of how i have improved a lot this year and I need to be proud of myself. this would continue on for a while until one of my two personalities stopped caring. either way I win so i really dont care which side wins.