Death Day

Wow! People..... Some are cute, some are fluffy, some are mean, some make me want to end this world. Especially on today; DEATH DAY. It seems to come in waves, these thoughts. But they are always the strongest in November, not always the same time in November but mostly in November. HUMANS COME AND SLAUGHTER ME AND MY FRIENDS! Last year they took my kid, his name was Yambags. Yambags was the only thing that brought joy to my life. his name got drawn last year to get sacrificed to the humans. They drew 20 names from each farm. He almost made it... this was his last year being in the reaping. I went and saw my son before this man named Fahs came and bought him. i watched as i cried my eyes out. one day i will find this fahs and get my revenge.

FUN Song

Well... the probably most embarrassing song on my play list is the FUN Sing by Spongebob Squarepants. Mind you that I am an adult and not some five year old child. In all honestness I could careless about what people think about my play list. I break out singing this song on the daily anyway so it only makes sense for it to be on my playlist. I still watch Spongebob to this day. In fact i watched it last night so... no shame. the FUN Song is a little kids song but I do not care. I enjoy it so it will remain on my playlist.

Chicken Crossing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well have I got a story for you. Back not so long ago there was this chicken farm. The farm had at least 786 chickens wondering around. obviously the farm was too crowded so some of the chicken decided to leave cause they could not handle the crowded spaces. They need them wide open spaces. Chicken farm was right surrounded by roads so in order to leave the chickens had to... cross the road. the chickens that left were lead by the all might Fahs Chicken. Fahs Chicken then lead the chickens into the woods and they were never seen again...

Horror Movie Match UP!

Obviously one of the best horror movie bad guys is Jigsaw. I mean he is just that good to have seven movies out and the eighth one coming in 2017.  Obviously people like him and enjoy his presence in the world. Jigsaw would be matched up against the demon Bhughul. He is from the Sinister movies and gets little kids to do his dirty work for me him. Obviously both of these people are really good at deceiving people and killing them. Both of them would probably end up dead, although I am not too sure if you can kill a demon so... maybe just Jigsaw would die.

Top Five Marvel/DC Super Villains

DC
1.) Joker (Heath Ledger)- He is the Joker and is great in the Dark Knight movies. He is a villian agaist Batman so that doesnt hurt his case either.



2.) Deathstoke- He is one of the strongest beings on Earth. He may also be strong enough to defeat superman.




3.) Solomon Grundy- he was killed and the disposed of in a swamp. then nature mutated him into a complete and total beast.


4.) Black Hand- He is a zombie with magical black powers. What is there not to like.

5.) Cheetah (Minerva)- She turned herself into a cheetah and then God cursed her for not being pure. she can only eat man meat now and for the rest of her life.

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn..."

The mom and dad are expecting twins (one boy and one girl). So they bought some shoes cause they were going to be born in the winter time. One day in the middle of a blizzard the mother started going into labor. After the husband unbarried the car he and his wife rushed to the hospital. Upon arriving the mother had both of her kids. Both were healthy and perfect little angles. There was just one smallish problem. The parents had bought shows for one girl and one boy. Well the doctor was wrong and the mother had two boys. So they are currently trying to sell the girl's shoes on eBay.

Short Horror Story...

“I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I thought it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again.”

Okay so obviously it is Bloody Mary coming for me.  It was silly of my to think that it was my window when I sleep in a basement and there is nothing by my windows.   Obviously I need to get my Bloody Mary fighting gear on so I can win this fight. then BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!! she busted through my mirror came at me like a reckless savage. I grabbed my lightsaber and tried to get her to leave but she told me she would not until she got my soul. I had to let here know right then and there that i do not have a soul so she should probably go find someone else's soul to take. 

Book of Knowledge

I don't think I would try to get answers, I'm pretty sure I would rather stay blissfully ignorant. there is not anything I would really want to find out. I am quite fine with talking life day by day so there is nothing I really need to know. I would probably burn this book or at least try. how do i know this book is all facts and not just lies? I think Jacob planted this book for all i know with all of these lies and is trying to rewrite history like Big Brother. Rylan maybe in on it too.